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Sabrina’s Epic Drinking Song

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This one for Sabrina from Edmonton, who likes Caesars, decorating, and posting on Instagram.

Oh, it was just past two am
And Sabrina, drink in hand
Had finished posting all her pics of
Throw pillows on Instagram

She took a sip of her Caeser
It tasted like victory
Until her post was stolen
By ‘Decor_Amy’

Sabrina sent a private message
Saying, “Hey, you take that down.”
Amee said, “No way in hell
I’m top decorator in town.”

Sabrina replied, “Do you know who I am?
I hail from Edmonton
All our winters are too cold
We build sod houses for fun

So unless you want some rig workers
Messing up your shop
I’m telling you right here and now
Your post-stealing’s gotta stop.”

That was the last of Decor_Amy
Her post-thefts came to an end
And what about Sabrina?
She got drunk on a beach again.

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